whole group gets turned down from german club playing edm because apparently we aren’t fashionable enough (um, have you seen my skirt? security guard winks at me but still says no. ok?)
elena, ukranian woman working at bar nearby (but our suspicions lead us to believe it may be more than a bar yea?) we are the only ones there. its dark and red and low lit and plush. she refuses to let us go past the bar to the rest of the place.
speaks little to no english but she loves me (probably because im the only girl).
doesnt understand us. we don’t understand her. communicate through laughter and pointing at things and google translate.
repeatedly says “HELP ME ALEX” when anyone says anything to her.
makes provocative expressions to the boys with her tongue. gestures to paddy with her tits at one point.
gives me a high five everytime i say anything.
harasses estavon to dj (he plays young lean and asap mob and playboi carti. she likes it and saves it to her account to play for later).
refuses paddy a drink (eventually gives in).
keeps pouring liquor until we ask her to stop (paddy and fionn end up with cups of rum splashes of coke).
makes fun of dillon for going into the girls restroom (on accident).
shoos away the various men arriving at the door when we are around. (estavon finds this suspicious).
says “i like to move it move it” as her token english phrase. it is funny everytime.
looks at me periodically and we cheers 🥂
gives me a big hug goodbye.
cologne, germany 2023 summer european tour